Video games ruined my life

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.

Les jeux vidéo ont gâché ma vie, heureusement, j’en ai encore deux.

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Let me sow love

"Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace.

Where there is hatred, let me sow love;

where there is injury, pardon;

where there is doubt, faith;

where there is despair, hope;

where there is darkness, light;

where there is sadness, joy."

St. Francis of Assisi.

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Introverts Unite!

Introverts Unite! Individually!

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Keep Calm and Habla Español

Keep Calm and Habla Español,

Keep Calm and Speak Spanish!

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The Grillfather

The Grillfather, a BBQ you can't refuse

The Grillfather, una barbacoa que no podrás rechazar
The Grillfather, un barbecue que tu ne pourras pas refuser

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#godfather #barbecue #bbq #fathersday #grill #sausages #roast #barbecuesauce #thegodfather #grillfather

Let's get naked

Let's get naked

Banana goes skinless!

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My Best Friend

Everything changes and nothing stays the same
but as we grow up, one thing does remain:
I was with you before and will be till the end,
nothing could ever replace...
My Best Friend

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#mybestfriend #bestfriends #bff #bestfriendsforever #friend #quotes #friendship #besties #boyfriend #girlfriend #friendsforever #buddy #pal #mate

Murder Day

Beware: It's murder day!

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Forever has no end

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend.

Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.

Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.

You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

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Dogs make our lives whole

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole!

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#Dog #dogs #doglover #dogperson #dogman #dogwoman #wholelife #mydog #DogLoverGift #DogMomShirt #DogOwnerGift #DogDadShirt #DogMamaShirt #FunnyDogTee 

We the People

We the People of the United States,

in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

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Do the right thing 1

Do the right thing, right here, right now!

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#dotherightthing #therightthing #right #dowhatisright #dowhatyoumust #doright #makeitright #actrightly #dorightly #fulfillyourobligation

Loading...

Loading Baby, please wait 9 months!

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Enjoy the silence

Enjoy the silence

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#enjoythesilence #enjoy #silence #music #depechemode #song #classicalmusic #notevalue #musicalnote #musicnotation

Pi

Pi number, 3,14159265358979323846…

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#pi #piday #pinumber #mathematics #π #physics #engineer #geek #freak #maths #ilovemaths #science #314 #numbers #mathlover #314159265

ILU

ILU: I Love U

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#ILU #ILoveU #Iloveyou #love #valentine #valentinesday #valentinesdaygifts #valentinesgifts #February14 #ValentinesDaycard

Use the force

Keep calm and use the force

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#darthvader #keepcalm #usetheforce #darkside #Iamyourfather #maytheforcebewithyou #maytheforce 

I work hard so my cats can live a better life

I work hard so my cats can live a better life

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#Iworkhardsomycatscanliveabetterlife #Iworkhard #cat #catgifts #catlover #catperson #crazycatperson #humor #ilovecats #kitty #abetterlife

What if you're right?

What if you're right and they're wrong?

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#Whatifyoureright #fish #right #good #bad #wrong #correct #iamright #againstthetide #doyourway #youareright #carriedaway #beyourself

Keep Calm and Call Mom

Keep Calm and Call Mom

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#KeepCalmandCallMom #callmom #keepcalm #mom #mother #mothersday #mothersgift #mothersshirt

Catpuccino 3

Catpuccino - Cats and coffee, what else?

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#Catpuccino #cats #Cappuccino #coffeeandcats #espresso #coffee #catlover #catperson #coffeelover #Capuccino

Habibi

Habibi, habibi! Yalla habibi!

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#habibi #arabic #affection #love #dear #habibati #arabiclanguage #yallahabibi #habibisong #arabicspeaking #arab #arabmusic #sweetheart #darling #honey #beloved #arabicmusic

Rules for dating my daughter

Rules for dating my daughter
Regles pour un rv avec ma fille
Reglas para tener una cita con mi hija

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#father #daughter #fatherinlaw #boyfriend #dating #rulesfordating #girlfriend #friend #couple #soninlaw #fathersday #rulesfordatingmydaughter

I work hard so my cat can live a better life

I work hard so my cat can live a better life

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#cat #catgifts #catlover #catperson #catmom #funny #Iworkhard #humor #Ilovecats #kitty #abetterlife #Iworkhardsomycatcanliveabetterlife

Pretend to be normal

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring.
So I go back to being me.

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#beingme #funnyquotes #pretendtobe #benormal #crazy #quote #pretendtobenormal 

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Lo que no te mata te hace más fuerte
Ce qui ne te tue pas, te rend plus fort
Cio che non ti uccide ti rende piu forte
Was dich nicht tötet macht dich stärker

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#gymnastics #mouse #funny #strong #exercise #motivation #mousetrap #whatdoesnotkillyou

World Domination 1

World Domination: It's a cat world!

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#WorldDomination #cat #catgifts #catlover #catperson #catWorldDomination #catworld #ilovecats #kitty

Gym for the weekend

Gym for the weekend
Ejercicios para el fin de semana
Exercice pour le weekend
Fit fürs Wochenende
Silka na Weekend
Ginnastica per il fine settimana
упражнения на выходные

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#gymfortheweekend #gymnastics #exercise #weekend #corkscrew #beer #bottleopener #wine #gym #fitness #sport #health #drink